2005/4/18 看笑話學英文

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2005/4/18 看笑話學英文

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Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.

好:你的老婆跟你同意不再生小孩了
壞:你們卻找不到避孕藥
更壞:是你們的女兒把他拿走了


Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse: You're in them

好:你的兒子在書房裡用功的唸書
壞:可是你卻在他房間找到他藏的一大堆色情電影
更壞:你在電影裡


Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a crossdresser
Worse:He looks better than you

好:你的老公對流行很清楚
壞:他喜歡男女服飾混搭法(即男女服飾皆愛穿)
更壞:他穿起來比你穿好看


Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Worse: So are you
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好:你的兒子終於長大成熟了
壞:他跟隔壁鄰居的婦人有染
更壞: 你也是



Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Worse: With corrections

好: 你在跟女兒作性教育親子懇談
壞:他一直打斷你的說話
更壞:而且帶著糾正


Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Worse: She's a lawyer

好:你老婆不跟你說話
壞: 他想要離婚
更壞:他是個律師


Good: You came home for a quickie
Bad: The postman had the same idea
Worse: You have to wait

好:你想要回家”快活一下”
壞:你家郵差也有此主意
更壞:你還必須等


Good: Your wife says you can go hunting all you want
Bad: Because she's leaving you
Worse: For another woman

好:你老婆說你可以隨心所欲的去獵豔
壞:因為他要離開你了
更壞:為了另一個女人


Good: Your wife is helping bring in income
Bad: She's arrested for soliciting
Worse: She implicates you

好:你的老婆幫忙家裡增加一些收入
壞:他因為接客而被逮捕
更壞:他把你供出來


Good: Hot outdoor sex
Bad: You're arrested
Worse: By your spouse

好:狂野的戶外”運動”
壞:你被逮捕了
更壞:逮捕你的是你老婆


Good: You're going into a strip show
Bad: Your daughter's the headliner
Worse: She turns you on

好:你去看脫衣舞秀
壞:女兒是脫衣舞娘
更壞:她居然使你”性奮”起來


Good: Your child's waiting for "Mr Right"
Bad: Your son, that is
Worse: He's received answers to his personals ad

好:你的小孩在等待著他的白馬’王子’的出現
壞:但是你的小孩是男的
更壞:他登出的徵友廣告居然收到了回音
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嗯, 這期的笑話頗有水準, 碰巧有些生字以前看過
整理一下大家參考看看, 咳咳... 正所謂"術業有專攻"的啦 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

1. birth control pills
此處指的pills(藥丸)大家知道就是避孕藥, 也可以稱為contraceptive pills,
contraceptive是避孕的意思, 相關的字彙如下:
contraception 避孕(方法)
post-intercourse/emergency contraceptive pills事後避孕藥
intrauterine device (子宮內)避孕環
contraceptive device 避孕工具
condom 保險套

2. porn
色情刊物/電影的總稱, 從penthouse到小說金瓶梅都可以泛稱porn,
是pornography的口語

3. birds and bees
不是指鳥和蜜蜂, 這是指性方面的事情

4. solicit
字面上是請求, 懇求的意思
"拉客"也是用這個字
如果是夫妻男女朋友之間求愛, 有個很口語的說法是
Hey, darling. Let's get busy!
get busy就是來忙那件事情囉

5. implicate
暗指的意思, 但也時常用在把誰"牽連進去"的意思

6. headliner
報紙的頭條就叫做headline, 所以很容易聯想headliner就是主秀的意思
這個字也讓我聯想到centerfold
成人刊物每月都有焦點人物, 放在中間的大摺頁(centerfold)可以攤開看個過癮
所以說centerfold就是摺頁女郎的意思

7. turn sb. on
把誰"打開", 就是激起刺激與興奮的意思, 形容的很傳神吧
arouse這個字也是同樣的意思
至於說被turn on之後, 變得色色的
可以用horny來形容, 例如
Oh, com'on, you horny babe.
horny這個字源自希臘神話男性生命之神Amon
有興趣的人找找The Da Vinci Code, 裡頭有精采的介紹喔

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