Joke

Joke

文章Rock » 週日 4月 20, 2014 7:18 pm

男女朋友睡一個房間。
女的劃了條線,並且跟男友說:過線的是禽獸!
醒來發現男的真的沒過線。
女的便狠狠打了男的一耳光說:你連禽獸都不如!
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Re: Joke

文章Rock » 週二 4月 22, 2014 7:02 pm

These two marriage jokes are by courtesy of JD.

1. There are three rings in marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

2. "Marriage" is not just a word. It's a sentence--- life sentence.
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文章Tina Sun » 週三 4月 23, 2014 12:00 pm

Marriage is that bad huh..... hmm..... :shock:
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文章Rock » 週三 4月 23, 2014 5:20 pm

Hush, don't let my wife know, or I am doomed. :shock:
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文章Wayne » 週三 4月 23, 2014 6:28 pm

Dear Rock, humorous as you are, you should provide jokes more often to entertain us.
Knowledge is power -- when shared.
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文章Laura » 週四 4月 24, 2014 9:38 am

Rock,


Yeah, your jok is cool that could entertain us. :ssmile:


And, we are good goys, we won't tell to your wife. :ok:
The best teacher is child,
the worst mistake for one is to abandon oneself,
the greatest treasure in the world is love!
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文章Rock » 週六 4月 26, 2014 11:10 am

Thank you all. Actually, I just want to put all the jokes here in case I forget them later. My senile dementia is getting worse. :roll:
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文章Sherry Liao » 週六 4月 26, 2014 6:57 pm

Tina Sun 寫:Marriage is that bad huh..... hmm..... :shock:


Rock, you should have stopped intimidating young girls, for the sake of our country's future. :lol:
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文章Rock » 週日 4月 27, 2014 9:20 am

It's not my fault. JD told me those jokes. :shock:
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