How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

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How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

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How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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Georgia
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You cunning dog......
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Hey. Watch out there, buddy.
I don't think PETA will sit by and watch it...
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Who is Peta? Is a he or a she?
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Rock 寫:Who is Peta? Is a he or a she?
It is a "it". No... I think actually it should be "they".
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PETA stands for "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals." It is a US organization that works to prevent cruelty to animals. Its members protest against vivisection and against people wearing clothes made of fur. [Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English]
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OK. According to my nonsense dictionary, vivisection means operate on live animal: to perform operations on living animals that involve cutting into their bodies in order to gain knowledge of pathological or physiological processes
Does that mean cut those animals alive? Just like the old days, we used to insert a long needle into a bullfrog's back to inactivate it and then cut open it's belly to see the beating heart and messed up all its organs. Is it just like that? :(
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