Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked

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Georgia
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註冊時間: 週三 11月 07, 2007 11:49 pm

Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked

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1. Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one ever steals your chair.


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I like this kind of humor as well. It's another form of jokes, by which some people used to call "silly lists".
The President of a city library I went to when I was a kid once gave me a book called something like
"Jokes And Silly Lists" because I told her I love to read jokes the most. However, I lost that book when we moved back.
Thanks to the Internet, where I can find lots of these jokes nowadays.
Recently, I'm pretty into those office/work/job related silly lists, like the list above. They really tickle 'til I giggle.
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Rock
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Re: Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked

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It's an eighteen forbidden joke, right. No wonder I cannot get it at all. :oops:
Oh, here comes another reason--- for saving the energy to protect the mother earth. This one is in fashion nowadays
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
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Wayne
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Re: Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked

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Georgia 寫: The President of a city library

I think you meant curator...



BTW, lemme contribute an item to the silly list:

If you break wind, people tend to smell it sooner.
Knowledge is power -- when shared.
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