Joke

[Rock]

男女朋友睡一個房間。
女的劃了條線，並且跟男友說：過線的是禽獸！
醒來發現男的真的沒過線。
女的便狠狠打了男的一耳光說：你連禽獸都不如！

[Rock]

These two marriage jokes are by courtesy of JD.

1. There are three rings in marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

2. "Marriage" is not just a word. It's a sentence--- life sentence.

[Tina Sun]

Marriage is that bad huh..... hmm.....

[Rock]

Hush, don't let my wife know, or I am doomed.

[Wayne]

Dear Rock, humorous as you are, you should provide jokes more often to entertain us.

[Laura]

Rock,


Yeah, your jok is cool that could entertain us.


And, we are good goys, we won't tell to your wife.

[Rock]

Thank you all. Actually, I just want to put all the jokes here in case I forget them later. My senile dementia is getting worse.

[Sherry Liao]

Marriage is that bad huh..... hmm.....

Rock, you should have stopped intimidating young girls, for the sake of our country's future.

[Rock]

It's not my fault. JD told me those jokes.